The Very Big Penis Competition Results

Long tall tales about the longest penis in the world have been going around this planet almost as much as the moon has been going round and still there is no candidate for that royal position of the longest or biggest penis. Now that could be because whoever has that extremely long penis is keeping very quiet about it and maybe if it was you or me we probably would not be shouting it from the tree tops either! It might frighten away potential girlfriends who could be annoyed by curious reporters from the hysterical press wanting to know all the intimate little (big) details. Nevertheless there are lots of rumors or myths flying around that do make you ponder. One interesting story I heard was about a man who had such a large penis that whenever he got an erection he would have to sit down for a bit because the rest of his body was being robbed of blood and there was a danger of him fainting and falling over. I would assume that having such a large penis was probably not too much of a benefit. Monumental phallic monsters have been a common feature of ancient architecture and Sigmund Freud surprised everyone when he pointed out that very tall buildings with spires, or the long pylons of Ancient Egypt or even the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France are all sub conscious representations of the erect penis because this has very powerful imagery to impress the neighbors. Who could look at the Empire State Building without an exclamation of wonder? How about the leaning tower of Pisa? A famous author Dr David Reuben wrote a book called Everything you wanted to know about sex and he claimed that he had actually seen and measured a penis that was 14 inches long. Unfortunately, because he did not go to the trouble of observing this phenomenon with witnesses, no one believed him and the matter remained unresolved and suspicious. There is actually an extremely large penis monument in Changchun City Amusement Park in China that is 30 feet high and it is quite possible that nothing anywhere else in the world can top that! We should bear in mind here that there are revered principles of Yin and Yang (meaning female and male) energies that are responsible for all things in heaven and earth and an image of the male genitalia is only a respectful appreciation of one side of the power of the universe. Egyptian images often depicted a Benben (a short tapering tower construction with a pyramid shape on the top) conjoining with the sky Goddess at dawn when the first rays of the sun glinted from the polished gold point. This symbolized the great power of creation. From all of this you can see that enlarging your penis has very deep meaning. Images of great penis length promote potency and power. Anyone who is contemplating penis enlargement can join up with this incredible power and get the huge boost that will accompany a very big penis in terms of self confidence and magnetic attraction to the opposite sex.